July 2009
17 posts
“Tofu is the root of all evil, and there’s only one thing that can change a man’s mind, and that’s a modified Uzi with an extra-long clip.”
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~ Robert Downey Jr. (1988)
i found this quote a while ago…and i don’t know why he’s doing this in the photo and what it’s for…and the photo matches the quote perfectly…i bet he’s aiming at tofu…
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Play
The Too Legit to Quit Scene from Hot Rod
- Rod: "You don't get it, do you Denise? I used to be legit. In fact I used to be too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now, I'm not legit. I'm un-legit. And for that reason, I must quit."
- Denise: "You don't mean that."
- Rod: Yeah, I do...Stay sweet.
- (Rod leaves with shopping cart and walks across the street only to get hit by a van)
- hilarious
Listen
This is just brilliant.
Cool Beans rap by Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone.
